as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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