it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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