I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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