question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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