Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Randomize
