can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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