My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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