I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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