He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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