We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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