We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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