summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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