The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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