yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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