Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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