NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
sex in a hospital.. check
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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