so that wasnt chicken after all
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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