D3 body, D1 cock
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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