we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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