yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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