Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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