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(773): View more from Illinois

it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"

(708): View more from Illinois

I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.

(773): View more from Illinois

don't worry... so do I

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(626): View more from California

you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay

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(612): View more from Minnesota

He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"

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(248): View more from Michigan

Can you repeat that, but with context?

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.

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