Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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