just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am full of burrito and curiosity
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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