I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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