four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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