yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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