She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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