I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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