you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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