Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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