i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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