I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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