I'm jealous of your bromance
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
