CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize