If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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