Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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