Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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