After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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