So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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