dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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