Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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