you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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