I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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