its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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