If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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what are you doing with your life
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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