THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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