My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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