I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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