I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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