she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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