"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she peed on how many people?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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