I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Randomize
