Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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