i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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