turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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