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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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