just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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